• 1 1/2 Cups of STOLEN Golden Rum
• 5 Cups of Organic Cranberry Juice
• 2 Bottles of (very dry) Sparkling Wine
• 2 Cups of Apple Cider
• 1 1/2 Cups of Ginger Ale
• 2 Oranges (thinly sliced into rounds)
• 2 Cups of fresh cranberries
• 1 Bunch of Fresh Sage (for garnish) 

Chill all ingredients before batching. Pour all ingredients into dispenser or punch bowl. Stir gently to combine. Top with sliced oranges and fresh cranberries. Pour over glass filled with ice and top with a few cranberries and sage.